Ray Romano on David Letterman

Men never talk about getting old and women can't stop talking about it. Who even knew there were men's issues? It's refreshing to hear the other side.
Some thoughts on getting older:

• When you get old, your secrets are safe with your friends. They'll never share them because they can't remember them.
• Forget about eating health food - you'll need all the preservatives you can get.
• You can't be young forever, but immaturity can last a life time.
• Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
• Isn't it nice that wrinkles don't hurt?
• I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
• It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
• Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.