Wendi Aarons is today's Erma Bombeck - just as funny but she uses words like 'bullshit' - a word that probably never passed through Erma's lips.
Seriously, Is There Anything Easier Than Motherhood?
by Wendi Aarons
And that is complete bullshit.
I’m sorry, but I have to totally disagree with Oprah on this one.
Yeah, I said it. Oprah Is Wrong. (Please excuse me while I quickly go
lock my front door and grab a baseball bat. There’s a very strong
possibility that Gayle King just pulled up to my curb in an unmarked
But I strongly believe that motherhood isn’t the toughest job in the
world. What about astronaut? Or neurologist? Or the guy who shampoos
Elton John’s dog wigs? Those are hard jobs. We mothers can just sprawl on the couch drinking white wine and watching The Wonder Pets all day. Not that I do that, of course. Well, not anymore.