One Man and His Ugly Shoes.
A funny fashion story from The New York Times by Michelle Slatalla
Published: September 9, 2009
MY husband is wearing ugly shoes. Very ugly shoes.
At first, I didn’t notice. He had just returned from a business trip to New York, and there he stood, next to my desk, beaming.
“What?” I asked. “Is there something in my hair?”
He said nothing. Just kept smiling. He looked very happy.
“What’s wrong?” I asked.
“Nothing,” he said, still smiling. Then he stuck out a toe and started stroking my calf.
I shrieked and recoiled in terror. “Oh, my God, what is that you’re wearing?” I asked. His feet were sheathed in some kind of creepy black rubberized gorilla-feet things. “Is that a Halloween costume?”
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