The line stretches around the block on Michigan Avenue this morning, some people have been there all night. Are they feeding the hungry? Clothing the homeless? Offering no-interest mortgages? No...it's the new iPhone.
They started letting people in at 7:00 a.m. So exciting. Isn't it? But wait...they're not GIVING it away. You have to buy it. How do I break it to these people that I could walk in the store today at noon, without a line, and buy the same damn thing?